It's been a while >>;;

anyway~ I'm just on to announce... our dog (who is about 1 year old >>) is having puppies~! She's given birth to 9 already, and she's fine~ <3 I named one too~ <3 I named one of the girl puppies Alice =3 Anyway, need to get back to helping <33

the best story you will ever read~

(It was a group effort of me and my friends Katie, Maria, Grant, Jason, and Tegumi)

There once was a princess names Adam who was being stalked by a homicidal nymphomaniac midget named Hiv who rode a dragon named Paco. One day the princess was walking in the garden of penis when suddenly Paco ate her but he had explosive diarrhea and she rode home to the castle of kumquats in the land of rainbows.

Flabbergasted end

And because health class has taught us nothing other than the fact that jocks are dumber than we give them credit for, we might be writing more like this xDD

Also, I have learned that my hatred of people is much... bigger than I thought. Thanks for helping me figure this out fellow choir students. I shall see you all in hell someday <<

argh... so early.... T_T

It's 5am, and I'm ready to start throwing a temper tantrum. I'm sure I'll be happy by the time I get to school though.

Chinese class just seems to get easier and easier... We were in one of the computer labs on Wednesday, and I ended up finishing early... I spent most of the class time either talking, listening to my mp3 player, or helping people who hadn't finished. But mostly listening to my mp3 player, since Mrs. Wang is amazing and will let you do just about anything in her class as long as you are working or done with the given assignment. We had a test yesterday, and... Mrs. Wang started joking that she shouldn't even bother and just give me the A. >>; I still took the test of course, but... I ended up with a perfect score plus 5 points extra credit.... >>;;

I have a test in Mr... Mr.... something. I honestly don't care about his name. I just call him Mrs. Bitch behind his back, so... Anyway.... I have a test in his class today. Yay. I'd say some things about him, but I'll feel like a total asshole afterwards, so...

I had a test on Act 1 of Romeo and Juliet... Kinda boring. Although, I did make fun of Lulu (even though he's an awesome person) by telling him that the first time I saw him... I thought he was gay.... The funny thing is that I still think he is. Maybe he'll hook up with my magical faggot (george =3) someday?

I had a test in math yesterday too. Normal the teacher is a douche, but he gave away plums, so I can't complain <333

I still can't stand choir. It doesn't help that we're going do be doing some stupid, preppy choreographing to Popular from Wicked. I still can't believe how dumb some people are. Mrs. Cushman (the choir director) had to explain about 15 times that Wicked is also a book. And they wonder why I hate them...

I have a test in Mr. Douche's class too. I don't even know what the test is on, but whatever. As long as he isn't talking in his annoying voice, then I'm fine.

Anyway, I'm proud of how amazing I am. I accidentally fell asleep while reading last night, and my gum was still in my mouth, my book was at the same place I left off at, and not a single tear or fold in my book <3 I'm fucking magic. Maybe I'll use my 'magic powers' to slap Katie in the face with a really big book? <3333

lol... Katie... Respect your elders, bitch!

It's rainy today...

There's lots of rain clouds out right now, and when I woke up it was pouring...

I don't like rainy days. They always feel so sad... And the clouds always make it so dark out... Not to mention you can't go outside with out stepping in mud...

I really like windy days that sunny. It's a perfect blend. The happy sun warming the earth and casting a brilliant glow on everything, and the wind acting like an air conditioner, so it's not too hot, and it's not freezing cold. You could just focus on the sunlight and forget all about the wind, or focus on the wind and forget about the sun....

but you can't do that with the rain... It's just cold and gloomy...

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I'm pretty happy right now I guess....

I've got a few volunteer jobs that I love, I have friends who care about me and for who I would give the world to see happy every moment of their lives, I'm in choir working hard to improve in singing as much as I can, I've got a few chances to achieve my dream, I have a chance to see Morning Musume, I have a family that I love with all my heart, I have amazing and cute pets, I have some great classes and great teachers, and it seems as though everywhere I look, I'm surrounded by people who love me.

...I... I feel so happy. And so fortunate. I... I can fall on my ass, and I know a friend will just point and laugh. I can break down and start crying in the middle of class, and I know a friend will start picking on someone to make me laugh. I can act like a total bitch, and I know a friend will slap me across the face and tell me to stop. I can start singing in class, and I know a friend will stand up and join me. I can make a mistake, and I know a friend will correct me... My friends are amazing, and I love them. Even if we get upset, sad, happy, or start fighting, I know everything will be alright because we're amazing like that.

I love my family. Sure, my immediate family is small, consisting of my mother, who I love so much and will always be my mommy, even if say otherwise, my sister, who I used to fight with everyday but ended up like a best friend to me, my brother, who I miss and worry about everyday, my brother in law, who is the newest addition to my family, but I still love the same as every one else, my father, and myself... But my extended family is much larger. Having two short, but wonderful grandmothers, 36 known aunts and uncles, some of which I've never met, but I know if cool in their own way, and about 400 known cousins, most of which I've never met, but I know with that many of them... there's bound to be plenty of bonds to be made. Plenty of family to love. Plenty of love to share.

I wish everyday for those precious to me to be happy. To live long happy lives, and to fall in love with the perfect someone. It seems strange to think about myself. It seems strange for me not to sacrifice something for someone else's happiness. And when I don't... Immediately after, I wish I had. But... god, I'm such a dumbass! I feel like a dumbass and a burden just for existing... Everyday, I wish I could just disappear. I feel as though that'll just solve everything...

...I'm an idiot. I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.... just... I don't know....

lol

RAWR goes the chicken

RAWR goes the duck

RAWR goes the hobo in the back of my truck

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I suck at dance lessons lately. Every time we get to a certain part, Panda has to instruct me while doing her part, so she's shouting 'step! jump! turn! spin! don't hesitate! keep smiling damn it! cross! cross! drop! kick! back! spin! I said keep smiling!! jump! left! step! step! faster!' (her own words to describe what I have to do) above the music, and I'd love to say it helps, which it does, but it doesn't really help when I kick. I usually fall flat on my ass after that...

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YOU BURY THE PLANE CRASH SURVIVORS (I'll explain when I feel like it.)

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THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IS 7 (see above)

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Because the chicken likes to eat puppies. But Tweedledee and Tweedledum ate the chickens. Who shall eat the cats?

It shall her her royal fat ass, Kelsey. (see above)

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When is spelled W E N. (see above)

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Wow, I'm a bitch...



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Whatever.

bitch~

rawr~ I'm ready to tear someone's head off. I'm in pain and it sucks~~~ Right now feel like either looking at flowers (preferably Birds of Paradise and other cool but common flowers) or laying in bed and watching Ni Hao Kai-lan until my head explodes... I think I'll go with the second option right now...