the best story you will ever read~

(It was a group effort of me and my friends Katie, Maria, Grant, Jason, and Tegumi)

There once was a princess names Adam who was being stalked by a homicidal nymphomaniac midget named Hiv who rode a dragon named Paco. One day the princess was walking in the garden of penis when suddenly Paco ate her but he had explosive diarrhea and she rode home to the castle of kumquats in the land of rainbows.

Flabbergasted end

And because health class has taught us nothing other than the fact that jocks are dumber than we give them credit for, we might be writing more like this xDD

Also, I have learned that my hatred of people is much... bigger than I thought. Thanks for helping me figure this out fellow choir students. I shall see you all in hell someday <<

argh... so early.... T_T

It's 5am, and I'm ready to start throwing a temper tantrum. I'm sure I'll be happy by the time I get to school though.

Chinese class just seems to get easier and easier... We were in one of the computer labs on Wednesday, and I ended up finishing early... I spent most of the class time either talking, listening to my mp3 player, or helping people who hadn't finished. But mostly listening to my mp3 player, since Mrs. Wang is amazing and will let you do just about anything in her class as long as you are working or done with the given assignment. We had a test yesterday, and... Mrs. Wang started joking that she shouldn't even bother and just give me the A. >>; I still took the test of course, but... I ended up with a perfect score plus 5 points extra credit.... >>;;

I have a test in Mr... Mr.... something. I honestly don't care about his name. I just call him Mrs. Bitch behind his back, so... Anyway.... I have a test in his class today. Yay. I'd say some things about him, but I'll feel like a total asshole afterwards, so...

I had a test on Act 1 of Romeo and Juliet... Kinda boring. Although, I did make fun of Lulu (even though he's an awesome person) by telling him that the first time I saw him... I thought he was gay.... The funny thing is that I still think he is. Maybe he'll hook up with my magical faggot (george =3) someday?

I had a test in math yesterday too. Normal the teacher is a douche, but he gave away plums, so I can't complain <333

I still can't stand choir. It doesn't help that we're going do be doing some stupid, preppy choreographing to Popular from Wicked. I still can't believe how dumb some people are. Mrs. Cushman (the choir director) had to explain about 15 times that Wicked is also a book. And they wonder why I hate them...

I have a test in Mr. Douche's class too. I don't even know what the test is on, but whatever. As long as he isn't talking in his annoying voice, then I'm fine.

Anyway, I'm proud of how amazing I am. I accidentally fell asleep while reading last night, and my gum was still in my mouth, my book was at the same place I left off at, and not a single tear or fold in my book <3 I'm fucking magic. Maybe I'll use my 'magic powers' to slap Katie in the face with a really big book? <3333

lol... Katie... Respect your elders, bitch!